You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us on instagram. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.
(Source: vernist, via callmedaredevil)
nue:
i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
(via lolbc)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(via beingthinisnotasin)
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(Source: fizzyginger, via kitschiest)
